Season’s greetings, y’all! It’s that wonderful time of the year again to don your gay apparel and start picking out gifts for your lover, partner, or closest kinky friends. If you’re stuck on ideas, we here at B Swish recommend pleasure products as a guaranteed treat for those who’ve been naughty or nice—hopefully both! But as there are so many products on the market, you may be wondering how to pare down the options and pick out something that will provide each of them a real endorphin-rush— and how do you do it if you’re on a budget?
We’ve nailed down some of the most unique B Swish massagers that users of all experience levels will love thanks to their stylish designs, luxurious, body-safe materials and powerful vibrations, and are even suitable for water-play (for you mermaids out there). So fill up your Santa bag with these products, although be advised: you might be tempted to keep some of these for yourself!
Bmine Basic Curve - This battery-powered massager is tiny but mighty as it carries up to five thrilling vibration patterns and excites with its velvety texture that is smooth to the touch. The slightly curved shape includes an indented tip that reaches for an exhilarating clitoral sensation upon contact. And hey! You can even choose from six different flirty colors to make playtime even more cute. As a finger-sized gadget, it’s portable for pleasure on the go, so it’s your best bet for a mischievous stocking stuffer. ($18.72)
Bnaughty Premium Unleashed - If you wanna indulge that special someone with a new toy that’s a little more high end, the Bnaughty Premium Unleashed is a definite showstopper. It features a wireless remote control that powers a bullet massager with up to seven rumbly but discreet vibration settings. The remote control itself showcases a helpful digital interface to let you know what setting its on, so individual and paired-up users can go wild testing each one. It’s even USB rechargeable, so no more flailing to get new batteries in the heat of the moment. For all its sophisticated trappings, you’ll find the stunning price point the biggest gift of all. ($79.99)
Bteased Basic - Great things actually do come in small packages as this petite finger vibe demonstrates: the intuitive design of the Bteased Basic includes a comfortable silicone finger grip, making it seamless to use in solo or partnered playtime sessions, while the textured ridges add electrifying sensations to the clitoris on contact. Not to mention the five extraordinary vibration patterns to toggle between to hit that sweet spot right. Pleasure is literally at one’s fingertips with this treasure, and they may never want to leave home without it. ($15.99)
Bfilled Classic Unleashed - Gift the key to ultimate pleasure with this cheeky vibrating plug. The Bfilled Classic Unleashed boasts a sophisticated design that promises comfort and confidence through its tapered and flared contour. Recommended most for the friend or lover in your life who either wants to start experimenting with anal play, or the longtime pro who could use an upgrade. Either way, the five vibration patterns will ignite a passionate frenzy in their most intimate moments. Just press the button and start your engines! ($38.99)
Bfit Basic - Instead of a gym membership, the Bfit Basic is an even more exciting health-conscious gift. Based on traditional Kegel balls, the Bfit is essential in helping keep one’s pelvic floor in great shape. It features two 24g weighted balls covered in body-safe silicone, and the user can slip on either single or double harnesses to control how much weight to flex at a time. Beyond the health benefit, the Bfit also delivers arousing sensations upon every flex, offering sexy and discreet thrills. ($15.99)
Bfilled DeluxeThis one’s a definite must to include on your holiday wish list! The Bfilled Deluxe isn’t your typical rabbit massager— it doubles as a prostate massager thanks to its modern, unisex design. The sleek, curved shaft provide either G-spot or P-spot stimulation, while the tickler targets the clitoris or testicles, and it flexes to conform to every anatomy for the most satisfying sensations. This versatile and battery-powered massager can power up to six irresistible vibration patterns, letting single or multiple players heat things up on a cold winter night. ($55.99)
The gift of accessible pleasure is the gift that keeps on giving, folks! So if you and the adventurous lovers in your life are in the market for devilishly good times post-Mistletoe make-out sesh, consider slipping any one of these under their tree—partridge and pear tree not included!