Naughty but Oh, So Nice: Orgasmic Holiday Gift Ideas
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‘Tis the season to be jolly and to bring joy to others!
I just can’t emphasize enough the word “joy” when talking about hunting for those perfect holiday gifts. Is there seriously anything besides those we love that brings more joy to life than orgasms?
Joking aside, it’s pretty well established that vibrators can help shed inhibitions in exploring sexual desires, in reconnecting during partner-play and even in healing the body and mind in the wake of routine daily life in a world on fire. Perfect for singles and couples, effective and affordable, here’s our guide to giftable B Swish pleasure products that will bring cheer to folks of all persuasions, whether it’s the holiday season or not!
1. Bcute Classic Curve - Pocket Massager
You know what they say: great things come in small packages. So give someone something really great (and really fun-size) like our trusty Bcute Classic Curveɘ— a discreet pocket-sized vibe made from silky body-safe silicone with five vibration patterns to choose from. Designed with keen novices in mind, it’s pared down to a vibrator’s essence. Bcute vibes are capable of delivering Mmmmmm-caliber vibrations and making them perfect for exploration, teasing and pleasing. ($24.99)
2. Bcute Classic Limited Edition - Pocket Massager
Looking for something a little more special? Join us in celebrating our 10th anniversary with our Bcute Classic Limited Edition. These guys are the on this list for a reason! Quintessentially B Swish, they are iconic and have been remained one of our most popular vibes since we launched B Swish a decade ago. Thousands of women can’t be wrong! Beautifully packaged for easy gifting, they available in more sensuous colors like Sapphire, Onyx and Quartz. Hands-down the perfect risqué stocking stuffer.($29.99)
3. Bfit Classic - Kegel Ball Set
Every holiday season, one of my girlfriends gifts lace thongs to all her girlfriends to celebrate our sexiness. It’s fun and we always look forward to it! How about a gift to toast keeping that pleasure healthy? Not intimidating, but definitely adventurous – that is why I love our kegel balls. The Bfit Classic is easy to use with two different weight options that help you strengthen pelvic floor muscles for heightened pleasure sensitivity without a fuss.($15.99)
4. Bcharmed Classic - Massaging Ring
Men! No, I haven’t forgotten about men! Vibrating cock rings are great stimulators for everyone involved, and they’re one of those gifts that can be tucked easily into a stocking. Our Bcharmed Classic’s soft, flexible ring was designed to fit perfectly while textured ridges tickle your sweet spot and the 5-function motor masters your massage.($15.99)
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
5. Bwild Classic Bunny - Rabbit Style MassagerGive a gift that will be instantly recognized. Rabbit massagers are epic in the world of pleasure products and they come in all shapes, sizes, and materials. Our own spin on the rabbit focuses on streamlined modern contours and luxe body-safe, waterproof silicone. Our Bwild Classic Bunny is a petite-sized vibe for the curious. Five functions and two individual motors have this pocket pet working overtime to deliver next-level sensations.($35.99)6.Bwild Classic Marine - Rabbit Style Massager
If cute and cuddly, warm and fuzzy just is not your thing, we’ve got you covered. Our Bwild Classic Marine is an abstract twist on the tried-and-true classic rabbit massager: its up-angled design with a contoured head is perfectly matched with a precise dolphin-like tickler to pinpoint multiple pleasure points simultaneously. ($35.99)7. Bthrilled Classic - Wand Massager
Speaking of iconic, let’s talk wands. Our Bthrilled Classic feels amazingly sensual, warms quickly to match body heat, and offer a silky, satisfying glide. Sleek modern design, small enough to travel with and absolutely gets the job done. For the convenience of a battery powered wand and priced just right, its rumbly vibrations are unmatched... so much so that you can even use this, um, “personal massager” as an actual “personal massager” on those extra-stressy days.($39.99)8. Bgee Classic - G-Spot Massager
Sometimes finding the perfect gift can be as challenging as finding the elusive g-spot, even for a seasoned pro. We’ve made it a little easier on both sides with a little help from our Bgee Classic – a vibrator designed to lead you right to your sweetest spot. Hit up Slutty Girl Problems for the details about what makes this g-spot vibe a perfect present for anyone on the hunt for that ultimate pleasure point.($28.50)9. Bcute Classic - Pocket Massager
So good we had to put it on here twice! The Bcute Classic is truly a one-size fits all vibrator for that straight and narrow woman. It's a perfectly discreet pocket-sized vibe made with silky body-safe silicone with five vibration patterns to and three fun colors to choose from.($24.99)
SPLURGE-WORTHY GIFTS (WITHOUT THE PRICE TAG)10. Bdesired Deluxe - Traditional Massager
Our Bdesired Deluxe is a perfect specimen from our Deluxe collection of pleasure products. At the intersection of design and delight, it’s a dreamy size paired with six Ahhhh-caliber vibration patterns. It’s is uniquely curved shaft is coated in luxuriously soft body-safe silicone and at its affordable price point, this indulgent bedroom staple won’t break the bank.($33.99)11. Bgood Deluxe - Traditional Massager
Our Bgood Deluxe is oh, so good. Understated and elegant, this 6-function massager conjures powerful vibrations on targeted areas for overall arousal. Designed with a gradually broadening contour, you’ll savor the subtle difference of size. This waterproof device opens the door to creative play while the red backlight offers a sensual glow in the dark. Enjoy the velvet touch of our nonporous silicone and glossy ABS plastics that provide minimal cleanup for spontaneous and inspired play.($44.98)12. Bnaughty Classic Unleashed - Wireless Remote Massager
Are you a better-half who wants to ignite the fire in your relationship? Test the waters of controlled ecstasy, and graduate into our Bnaughty Classic Unleashed, a remote-controlled wireless bullet for the adventurous. In bed, bath, and in-and-out of your love nest, this will keep both of you connected on the pleasure frequency. ($38.16)Tis the season to give, and what’s better than a gift that keeps on giving? Cheers to a safe and sensual holiday filled with laughter and love!